we know the batteries
are flat?
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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"
when they know there
is not enough?
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Why does someone believe you when you say
there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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Why do they use sterilised needles for death by
lethal injection?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
but ! ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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What is the speed of darkness?
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Are there specially reserved parking spaces
for "normal" people at the
Special Olympics?
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If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack
it?
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If the temperature is zero outside today and it's
going to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
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If people evolved from apes, why are there still
ap! es?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, what are
the others
doing here?
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Do married people live longer than single ones or
does it only seem
longer?
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If someone with a split personality threatens to
commit suicide, is it
a hostage situation
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Can you cry under water?
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What level of importance must a person have ,
before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks
have branches?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake
up, like, every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Day 4: 3.20am SG time..On the way to airport to Tuvalu..Missed the time to msg..& worst..missed the chance to rvc the call...sob...precious call... ='(
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